Welcome to Jirlond's Palace

not been on in ages

2007-09-15T13:43:54Z

usually when someone hasn't been on in a while they make a hugge post, but I cba! I fail on epic proportions with any form of effort involved in lj. but alas I went to tenerife with my friends and did the following:

skinny dipped in rocky beach (ended in pain and fail)
hit a girl with a chair whilst impersonating ross noble (ended in lawls, except for the girl)
got a piercing which I had to later take out due to the short length of the bar! (damn you!!!!)
got drunk a lot
fell a few times!
still never learned to swim
ate a lot of lasagne (wierd knowing it was spain and not italy)

and apart from my holiday i start uni on the 24th (go 4th year w00t)

got a job in makro (get innn!!!!) so if anyone requires boxes of oreos or peanut butter cups then let me know!

until next year people :D

na i'll try and update more often i pwomise

Drunk = fail!

2006-10-22T18:44:59Z

Okay I must say this being as drunk as I was last night failed! There was this totally hot girl in the garage singing to a drunken me and touching my face. What did I do about it. NOTHING i was soo drunk I just wabbled.

I miss hot girl in RED

My life!

2006-09-29T10:11:35Z

Hey everyone!

I want to apologise for not posting in a long long time - but this wont mean iwill post more regular - I wont probably post for another while!!!!!

Well what have i been upto you ask? The answer is why I don't update this journal! I ahve been upto absolutely nothing worht mentioning, apart from loudens awesome partay of sorts - in whish i had to go straight to work with no sleep after it. I was then up to 2 am sunday morning - god that was a horrible 2 days lol.

I also started seeing a girl - and also broke up with her. I didn't feel we clicked properly. It's kind of a shame cos she had a car, DS, PSP and lots of other awesome stuff - but that is a wrong reason to be with someone.

I also started university - this has been a fun fun fun week. sitting for 2-4 hours a day listening to a guy giving his personal views on computing, a 90% factual subject. I spose its okay I mean bry + chrischaos go there, plus pyrie aint too far, so its a wins. Also bryoz runs teh paisley anime society = wins.

but yeah apart from that have done nothing much at all :D except FINALLY complete Tales of Symphonia.

Till next time!

BACK!

2006-06-27T09:57:34Z

Hey guys I know I've been back since thursday but I've been too busy to update this.

TORONTO ROCKS MAJOR ASS! I bought lots of anime shiz! FAN ME!!!

Bleach this bleach that!!!! Pencil case with KON ON IT!! OH YEAH!!
Ichigo and renji Plushes
Bleach Wristbands.

Full metal alchemist hoodies.

I never took enough pairs of underwear for the amount of fanboying I did lol.

The nightlife in toronto is so different from here. All the clubs are tiny. And expensive :(

But i am back so love me LOVE MEEEE!!!

Kelk is n00b

2006-06-08T11:59:32Z

I am just going to have a rant here about how I hate college!
My advances authoring lecturer John Kelk is a tube. I handed him my project on monday hoping to get it marked before I leave for Canada on Friday, I have been hassling him to do it, I even got the head of school to hassle him for it - but yet today I saw him at lunch when he was at the vending the machines his only reply was "I've gone and chose the wrong one cos of that!"

Now, Just because you have the mental capacity of a monkey's penis can't work a vending machine and talk at the same time, doesn't mean you get to be a dick about not marking my work.

Last year he told us we had all passed then magically sprung - "oh wait you haven't" on us, what is worse is that he wasn't even going to tell us, a girl in our class had to ask him.

Also he told a guy I knew that he had passed, then he didn't pass his HND this sucks and it makes me worry.

If I fail this year I am going to kick his in the nuts!

</rant>

My update

2006-06-04T13:14:15Z

Well this week has been good so far... I hope to get all my work finished by wednesday so that I don't have to worry about it when I'm in canada.

The best day by far was saturday - by god it was random, never seen so many GA out of the meets lol. Then we finally got to marstens an hour and a half late. I scheduled to meet 2 hours before the game started and we were still late lol.

Role playing rocked - got to kick lumps out of louden while he kicked mines. Did a lot of random paranoid detective things.

After roleplaying i saw Ash, Nick, Joey and Indi. They were all off out to a 21st party - but it was nice to see them again.

After getting back into town I went for drinks with Kat, Stephen & Heather, then we had decided to go to the ABC (pisssssss club). I hated the ABC i wanted to kill everyone in there - though they did have GIANT disco ball, all i could think was "hmmm that could kill a few people if it fell"

jirlond @ 2006-05-28T13:48:00

2006-05-28T12:51:59Z

Hey guys sorry for such a long update - been playing my DS so much.

Had a blast at loudens on fri - but i've left my work shirt there (dangit) borrowd Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! off kabuto. Now addicted

Saturday (after 3hours sleep at loudens) i had to help a friendmove house - was shattered then after that i went drinking with my friends.

I am now hungover with only 6 hours sleep because my curtains suck ass!

But life is good when you have O!T!O!

Life is looking up..... and sore

2006-05-16T17:15:40Z

Well I have earache - but karma has rewarded me with a Nintendo DS.

Also I leave for Canada in a few weeks I look forward to that very much.

Okay a while ago I was panicking about failing. Well the teacher came back and today we did the entire block (12 weeks work) in about 2 hours (5 outcomes) so go me :D!

I am going to Harry n Jens partayyy! on sat - I am dressing up (british comedy theme) SO leave comments as ideas and i will consider them

Hey

2006-05-11T23:13:11Z

Today was another meet, could only stay an hour because it was my dads birthday and he was all alone and i felt sorry for him.

I got a letter from SAAS saying they willl giv me £1200 DSA money but i need o buy all the things on the list and Not one thing on the list says nintendo DS lol. Though it does say Bose noise cancelling headphones £275 WTF. £275 for fuckign headphones. These SAAS people are ripping arses out themselves. I get a rent laptop at £55 per week - for te rest of the current year that is £323 - you can buy a dell laptop for like £329 now - SAAS have noooo clue.

but its funny. Once i get my money i am buying a DS and when i get back from canada i will work hard to make it back.

Also no roleplaying this saturday *cries*

People

2006-05-07T03:36:31Z

Why is the world full of scum?

I mean tonight was reppy's bday good night n'all. Met her friend Mark - really really nice guy. We all have a good time, then outside the catty some prick starts mouthing off at the stuff he's wearing.

TOTAL WANKER

I mean the guy had no right doing what he did so when I walked past I just totally ignored him when he came to me. It was quite funny to see that he followed behind me up the street (even though I walked slower to see if he was gonna catch up). The usual "fat bastard" comment oooo
original. Then on a bus full of scummy neds on the way home

DIE NEDS PLEASE

GOOD DAY

2006-05-04T11:12:49Z

Okay anyone on my msn list would have noticed it said "lost my mp3 player", but this morning i got an email from my lecturere saying he put it in the office for safekeeping. 1, 2, 3........

BOOYAAAH!

Just back form the gym and I'm almost 16 stone again this day is getting better. The only thing bugging me is college. That will be soon long forgotten. I really just wanna get it out the way.

On saturday we shall be roleplaying but at what time I am unsure because people are going out - and pyriel has band practice sometime but he will be back :D so we should get some rping done :D!!!!

again...class is cancelled.

2006-05-02T14:41:26Z

Again my teach isnt in and we havent even started the 3rd block.

I so don't wanna fail.....

I can understand sh isnt well - but i whats annoyign me is nothing is being done to educate us

Also great news.

I lost 3lbs

Yeah!

In college

2006-04-26T12:25:41Z

Right now I am in college..... this sucks ass. I just want out of here!

Tonight i'm again going to the gym :O...i think i'll stay in college......overnight. The pain is unbearable. I just realised on Auchinawa there is a LJ post, added a few peeps n left my lj so more peeps can add me :D.

I need some muzak to calm me down.

Finished making my movie thougth the online version has a tiny screen.

Please view and post a comment.

Watch the movie here.

Life!

2006-04-25T20:35:18Z

Had a driving lesson - sat in college - fucking lecturer cracked and ankle. I havent been in her class in exactly 5 weeks and two weeks before that I had finished all my block 2 work. Somewhere in that 7 week period block 3 was supposed to start, im scard im gonna fail!

Apart from that life is as usual, went to the gym and i have tried to start eating healthy(i bought soya milk :S i regret it).

1 months and a half left before i go to canada yay.

I am going to buy loads of manga shit, and come back a super freak(say nothing!)

This saturday is the meet and I am lookin forward to seeing all my good GA friends again. Hugs to you all!

The weekend

2006-04-21T18:48:00Z

This weekend is going to suck.

I am just back from the gym, first time there...i'm in pain.

Out tonight. Working 7 am Tommorrow. Out Tommorrow night too. Gym sunday.

I don't know how Sanj can say Rping gives you an inept life.....maybe it's cos he has a girlfriend.

As far as the role playing goes....I KICK ASS.

My parents have gone to ireland, and this empty house is boring the hell out of me. I also missed my driving lesson today, not happy about that.

Though i am happy about the gym :D

Ludo Cashuo

2006-04-15T23:39:11Z

Today i spent 5 hours creating a BESM style anime character and corrasponding mech. Had fun, much fun - followed by a long game of epic munchkin with every expansion.

OUCH!

was crao in that game lol.

But now i must get serious and do college work :(

jirlond @ 2006-04-12T23:27:00

2006-04-12T22:30:51Z

Wait.... Whats this??? I have spare time to write in my LJ.

Yeah will this is post Number 2. I have been workign shitloads, and it SUCKKSSS.

Cant wait for the meet. And for the RP on Sat.

I seriously need to destress.

Also I need to learn how to put cool stuff in this. Alas My Creative Zen Broke and i need to rorganise a replacement but i dont have time to go buy a protective envelope becasue im working :(.

On the next episode of jirlonds palace.

First ever journal

2006-04-09T13:50:14Z

Nothing to report ......

Just kidding, supossed to be workin my ass off finishing a site off but too many distractions including this. Nothing much interesting happens to me, so i wont be posting much.

Just looking forward to wednesdays and our Call of Cthullu Role plays :D go team W.A.N.K.

any of you people confused it stands for

Weirdo's
Against
Ned
Kind